It's hard Keeping Up with the Kardashians, especially if you actually are one.
The family are so scrutinised - the minutiae of their life laid bare in their shows for the E! channel, that even their clothes become trending topics on Twitter.
And that's why Kourtney Kardashian, 31 , might regret wearing this jumpsuit for a visit to their clothes boutique Dash in Calabasas yesterday
Denim not for men: Kourtney Kardashian makes a brave choice in this unfeminine denim jumpsuit
The Kardashians have been champions of the jumpsuit for some time now.
They were first popular in the late Sixties and early Seventies - and of course, are a perennial favourite in prison yards and garages across the world.
Kourtney alongside her sisters Kim, 30, and Khloe, 26 , has worn a selection of onesies over the past year - from sexy to slouchy to downright silly.
Back on the Chain Gang: Kourtney looked like she should be breaking rocks rather than picking clothes
This head-to-toe denim effort probably falls into the latter category, unless Kourtney intended to make a homage to the dancing mechanics in Billy Joel's Uptown Girl video.
However, it's debatable that Kim fared any better in her beige onepiece a day earlier
The look relied on her gorgeous curves to hold it together.
Curves to die for: Kim certainly looked more voluptuous than her sister when she sported an all-in-one on Thursday
Aptly, she was forced to pop into a garage in West Hollywood to have a flat tyre replaced on her new Monster Truck - it's amazing no-one handed her a spanner.
But the trip obviously inspired her eldest sister to try some utility dressing.
Of course, this is all to promote the jumpsuits stocked in their Dash boutiques in LA, Miami and New York.
Uptown Girls: Kim looked right at home in the garage with her Monster Truck on Thursday but chain-gang Kourtney looked incongruous in boutique
But it seems that even the Kardashians can't sex up this trend that women love, and men hate.
The girls obviously coordinated their outfits to showcase another K-Dash favourite over the two days - the boyfriend jacket.
Kourtney wore this in black on Thursday (with some very girlie Louboutin heels, of course) and Kim got the task of modelling it yesterday, this time in white.
Boyfriend jacket: The girls take turns to model trademark looks, Kim (right) wore the boyfriend jacket yesterday in white while Kourtney (left) opted for black
They both fared better in this option, though the laurels must go once again to Kim and those incredible curves.
Last week Kim told Cosmopolitan magazine that her famous figure is the result of eating properly and having the occasional pig-out.
She said: 'Sometimes I pig out, and I still feel great, and think "That was so worth it!" That's how I feel a lot of the time.
'I think, "See this little dimple of cellulite here? It was so worth for that cookies 'n' cream ice cream!"
'I think, "See this little dimple of cellulite here? It was so worth for that cookies 'n' cream ice cream!"
Sisters are doing it for themselves: Kim and Kourtney take care to promote the looks championed in their Dash range, whether they flatter or not
'If I was stuck on a diet my whole life I would be really miserable. I love to eat. If you can't enjoy your life then what's the point? You can't torture yourself.'
'Personally I've always loved the curvy look. Even when I was a little girl and all my friends would be like "Oh my God your butt's so big." And I'd say "I love it."
'I never aspired to be a size zero. I have cellulite. So what! I've never claimed to be perfect. It's crazy anyone should assume that just because you're in the spotlight, you're flawless.'
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